*If you haven’t seen The Big Bang Theory I suggest you go and watch it or if you haven’t watch season 5 yet here is your SPOILER WARNING!!*
You have been warned so if you are reading this, I have warned you and you’ve chosen to keep reading...
Since I was Eight years old I was obsessed with Charmed. For
anyone who has watched season eight of Charmed you’d have seen Kaley Cuoco
playing a badass Billie. So once Charmed finished and I found out Kaley was
going to be in The Big Bang Theory, I couldn’t wait to watch it. Unfortunately,
Penny (Kaley Cuoco) is one of my least favourite characters throughout the
show. However, I absolutely adore Raj Koothrappali (Kunal Nayyar).
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Season 5, In my opinion has the best storylines. Leonard and
Penny get back together. We see Amy and Sheldon relationship develop. Howard
goes to space and gets married! The rest of the characters’ love life seems to
progress whilst Raj is the ‘Single & Alone ‘friend which I’m sure once in
you feel like you can relate too. Here are my top 17 Raj Koothrappali Quotes
which made me laugh:
17. ‘I’ve often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood.’ (Episode
Twelve: The Shiny Trinket Manoeuvre)
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16. ‘Still my first choice for an ankle tattoo. Or a dolphin, I
go back and forth.’ (Episode Nine: The Ornithophobia Diffusion)
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15. ‘Now who’s dying of jealousy? Oh, it’s you.’ (Episode
Eighteen: The Werewolf Transformation)
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14. ‘He’s the Hindu version of Cupid, but way better, because he
rides a giant parrot.’ (Episode One: The Skank Reflex)
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13. ‘If I had one, it would be Brown Dynamite’ (Episode Fifteen:
The Friendship Contraction)
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12. ‘I had pee his pants.’ (Episode Seven: The Good Guy Fluctuation)
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11. ‘No, I’m not gay. If anything, I’m metrosexual.’ (Episode
Twenty: The Transporter Malfunction)
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10. ‘This grasshopper is kicking my ass-hopper.’ (Episode
Twenty-Two: The Stag Convergence)
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9. ‘Totally. What’s wrong with cap sleeves? If you have the
right figure for it, they’re adorable.’ (Episode Eight: The Isolation
Permutation)
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8. ‘Did you forget what Penny did to you? It took you two years
and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down.’ (Episode Thirteen: The
Recombination Hypothesis)
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7. ‘When Gandhi advocated his philosophy of nonviolence, I bet
he didn’t know how much fun it was killing stuff.’ (Episode Nineteen: The
Weekend Vortex)
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6. ‘Wow. You’re not only our first astronaut. You’re also the
first one of us to kick a girl out of bed. You’re like a rock star.’ (Episode
Five: The Russian Rocket Reaction)
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| Source: http://giphy.com/gifs/raj-koothrappali-DEy2xTFLiP0n6 |
5. ‘Can I pour you some wine? I think you’ll enjoy it. The
traditional choice with Peking duck is a Sauvignon Blanc, but Siri suggested an
off-dry Riesling. I wasn’t sure, but I didn’t want to have an argument with her
in the middle of Trader Joe’s. Now, what should we put Siri in for dinner?
Leopard, sparkles, or to paraphrase Coco Chanel, you can never go wrong with a
little black case. Siri, play some smooth jazz. Oh, my God, Kenny G? This woman
can read me like a book. I can’t believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale
Galleria.’ (Episode Fourteen: The Beta Test Initiation)
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4. ‘You know who I blame for my loneliness? The United States
of America. Your movies and your TV shows promised streets paved with beautiful
blonde women with big bazongas.’ (Episode Four: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst)
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3. 'But e-excuse me, I have something to say. None of you may
realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. It was gonna
be like the old days, the four of us hanging out playing video games before you
guys all got girlfriends. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be the only
one without a girlfriend? Even if I get one someday, I’ll still be the guy who
got a girl AFTER SHELDON COOPER! (Episode Nineteen: The Weekend Vortex)
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2. ' You’re nervous? I’ve been stress-eating for four days. Look
at me. I’m wearing my fat pants. (Episode Twenty-Four: The Countdown Reflection)
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1. ‘I think back to all the good times we had, like, uh, when
we went camping and spent that night telling each other all our secrets. I told
him I’m addicted to pedicures and he told me he lost his virginity to his
cousin.’ (Episode Twenty-Two: The Stag Convergence)
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Who is your favourite Character from The Big Bang Theory?
What was your favourite quote? xo
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